The Web is a wonderful thing.

It connects millions of people--letting them share their lives and wisdom through the telephone lines, disseminating knowledge, facilitating intelligent discussion of important discussion, and creating a whole new world of e-commmerce. You and I, of course, experience it almost entirely through spam, flames, and porn ads. Be that as it may, welcome to this page. It is not my home page; it is the online equivalent of the desk which probably exists somewhere in my room, beneath the nest of a true human packrat.

On this server are examples of my writing, from the Serious Poetical Accomplishments which occasionally win me awards to the feeble attempts of which I am deeply ashamed. You may or may not find images, songs, and other "multimedia."

Not all of this site links directly to or from this homepage. Some parts of it exist solely as isolated islands, so if you are trying to find something that I told you would be here, you may contact me through some digital medium or, if you are feeling bored, try typing random filenames into the URL window on your browser. I wish you luck.



Contact Info and Short Bio

Miscellaneous Unpolished Writing

NonNonFiction

NonNonNonFiction

A bizarre concept.
(Should I finish it?)

Bored already? Somehow I don't blame you.